Chinkee from China...!!!!!

I Wonder how does the teacher remember their faces n names ????

Can u guess who is sleeping and who is not ???????

Too Romantic and Sweet...!!!!

This is between a Girl and a Boy on their 7th year anniversary

Girl calls up Boy: hey happy anniversary again
Boy: hi happy anniversary! Hey remember you wanted to tell me
something after school? Sorry I left so early I had to go to work. so
what did you want to tell me?

Girl: I wanted to say I love you
Boy: yeah I know everyone does!

Girl: really?

Boy: yeah... every one of my friends that are Girls tell me that everyday
Girl: oh... but am I only your friend?
Boy: no... You’re my Girlfriend... why?

Girl: so when I say I love you I really do mean it

Boy: yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you don’t need to tell me
that

you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been
together
and I love you more each and everyday.

Girl: ......

Boy: so wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?

Girl: yeah... where?
Boy: I don’t know... maybe movie then dinner?

Girl: ok

Boy: ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?

Girl: ok. What time do you get off?

Boy: in 2 hours and then I got to go home and yeah get ready which takes
about 15-20 minutes...
Girl: aye... I thought you didn’t have work today...

Boy: one of my co-workers called in sick

Girl: oh okay! so ill see you around 7:30 then?

Boy: yeah! And babe?

Girl: yeah?

Boy: I love you

Girl: I love you too!

Boy: ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... I gotta go.

Girl: ok bye

Boy: bye

2 hours later... the Boy drives to his Girlfriends
house
Boy walks up to the door and rings bell

Girl: hey! (gives a kiss to her Boyfriend)
Boy: wassup... you ready?

Girl: um... wait... let me get my bag and we could go ok?
Boy: ok

they both watched a movie and ate dinner.... once they were
done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the
car...

Boy: wait! can I blind fold you?

Girl: why??!
Boy: its a surprise
Girl: what kind of surprise?

Boy: a big one
Girl: okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while
we're driving.
Boy: i promise.

Girl: ok blind fold me...


so they drove off........... and then they stopped.

Boy: ok we're here!

Girl: where?

Boy: wait let me walk you to the place!

Girl: what place?

Boy: somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)

Girl: babe!...

the Boy walks her to the place


Boy: ok.... let me take the blind fold off

Girl: where are we?


he takes it off her and
she opens her eyes and sees the view of the
city and at that same spot... that’s where he first
asked her
to
be his
Girlfriend...


Girl: omg.... (tears come down)

Boy: why are you crying?
Girl: this is where you first asked me out...

Boy: what are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees
and
after he says that...behind him... in the air it says
will you marry me?" in fireworks)

Girl: (tears come down faster)

Boy: I wasn’t at work when you called me... I was planning this whole
thing!
Girl: get up!

Boy: yeah?

Girl: (kisses him)

Boy: is that a yes or a no?
Girl: yes

Software professional:" Aur Batao " Syndrome...!!!!

SW: Software professional

SW1---hello

SW2---hi

SW1---hey h r u???

SW2---m fine!!! Wht abt u???

SW1---m fine too.

SW2---cool

SW1---so howz life???

SW2--gud

SW1--hmmmm

SW1--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side)

SW2--hmmm everything as usual...

SW2--so wht else???

SW1--nothing much

SW2--ok

SW2--aur batao? (Passing the ball to the other side)

And it goes on like this until they give up … :(

Work hard ---- but get a life too… :)

Damn good story!

I know you all are very busy and me too. But when you get some time please go through the below one. It's really good.


It ' s a damn good story!

Let ' s Start ………….

One man got a child

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1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you?

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child said

ping pong ball

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2 ' nd b ' day-

father- what gift you want?

son - ping pong ball

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3rd b ' day

father- what gift you want?

son - ping pong ball

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4th bday

father- what gift you want?

son - ping pong ball

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5th bday

father- what gift you want?

son - ping pong ball

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6thb ' day

father- what gift you want?

son - ping pong ball

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24th bday

father- what gift you want?

son - ping pong ball

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he got married

at honeymoon

wife-what do u want?

husband-ping pong ball

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25th bday

wife - what gift you want?

husband-ping pong ball

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26th bday

wife - what gift you want?

husband-ping pong ball

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27th bday

wife - what gift you want?

husband-ping pong ball

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his kids become 15 yrs old

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40th bday

kids- father what gift you want?

father - ping pong ball

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41st b ' day

kids- father what gift you want?

father - ping pong ball

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42nd bday

kids- father what gift you want?

father - ping pong ball

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79th b ' day

kids- father what gift you want?

father - ping pong ball

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time for his death

all ppl from whom he took ping pong ball

(like his wife,kids and all others)

Came to him and asked

Why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time ?

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he said

give me a ping pong ball then I will tell you ..

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then those ppl gave him a ping pong ball

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he said when I will be extremely near to death then I will tell

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last time

he is about to die

everyone reached him

and asked

tell us why did you ask for ping pong ball always?

he said.

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I need a ping pong ball on my every b ' day because

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and he died !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a tragedy!!!

watch u r words(Gud one)

There were 4 guys John, Franky, Manav and Ashley who found a small bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that they had released him , the genie said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, and then your wish will come true."

John ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "Wine". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.
John was ecstatic.

Next came Franky. He did the same and shouted, "Vodka" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

Manav jumped and shouted, "Beer".

The last of them was Ashley. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he stepped on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,


"Shit!!!!!!!........."

Moral of the story : watch u r words; you never know what it will land you in

Joke Again...!!!(Little Non-Veg)

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually
sheslept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell
me,Mary,whocreated the universe?"

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in
thechair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good!" and
Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and
Savior?" but
Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good!" and
Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say
toAdam after she had her twenty-third child?"

Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up
andShouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll
breakit in half!"

The Teacher fainted.

INDIA AFTER 25 YEARS......

Some Jokes

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

Teacher :Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today?
Shilpa: Madam,I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it.
Teacher: Ramya,what about you?
Ramya: Madam,,I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.

Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harrasing students

Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday

Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?......
japan

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Student:(to teacher)Ma'am my pen has run out of ink.
Teacher:Go run after it.
Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class?
Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.

Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

Teacher:"Thumara Naam Kya hai?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."

Munna Bhai .. jokes

munnabhai jokes!!! too good
Munna Bhai .. jokes .. Lage raho munna bhai .. :)

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PROFESSOR :
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI :
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh
nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

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CIRCUIT :
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj
se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI :
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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MAMU :
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

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CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera
sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

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MAMU :
Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
MUNNA BHAI :
Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU :
Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne
lagay ga.
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PROFESSOR :
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI :
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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MUNNA BHAI :
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole
toh Baelgaadi.

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Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an
Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN :
What is this?
CIRCUIT :
Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN :
What is this?
CIRCUIT :
Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended
and in shock asks ...
ENGLISHMAN :
What is that?
CIRCUIT :
Air India

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CIRCUIT :
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU :
Nehin.
CIRCUIT :
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

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MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU :
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI :
Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

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MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU :
B.A.
MUNNA BHAI :
Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

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MAMU :
Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST :
Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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CIRCUIT :
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT :
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

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PRINCIPAL :
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd
time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI :
Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Planet Earth

Telangana rhymes TOO GOOD

English:
twinkle twinlke little star
how i wonder what u are
Telangana Telugu:
merishe merishe shinna sukka
pareshan ayiti ne ninnu sushi

English:
Johnny Johnny Yes papa
Eating Sugar No papa
Telangana Telugu:
Johnny ga Johnny ga.. Endhi naina
Shekkar Bukkuthunnaav ra.. ledhu naina

English:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke his crown
jill came tumbling down.
Telangana Telugu:
jack gaadu jill gaadu konda ku poyinru
gaadi ki poyi neellu testunte
jack gaadu kinda padi moothi bokkal saap chesu kundu
jill gaadu dil khush toni panduga cheskundu