If he is late for class,he's told, "Time and Tide wait for none". If she is late,then the bus was late. If a girl is dressed as a boy,she is modern,says the world. But if a boy is dressed as a girl,"Has he escaped from the Zoo?" If a boy talks with a girl,"I think he is trying for her" But if a girl talks with a boy,then she is trying to be friendly. When a girl cries,the world is convinced of her But when a boy cries,"Come on man:Don't be a girl". If a girl meets with an accident,then it's the mistake of others. And if a boy meets with an accident,"I think you should learn to drive". If a boy didn't get a big rank in an entrance exam,"You've to work hard". But if a girl didn't get a big rank,… still got 33! Reservation. If there are girls in a class,the professor gives an interesting lecture, And if there are no girls,he says,there is no class today. If a girl does not answer,during a viva,then atleast 'smile' says the examiner. But when a boy does not answer,"better luck next time". |
It's a Girl's World
About Drugs-cocaine/crack
cocaine/crack
(charlie, C, snow, coke, toot, rocks, stones)
Cocaine used to be the drug of choice for rock stars and the rich, but recent price cuts and increased imports have resulted in a massive rise in usage and availability. A gram will cost you around £40-£60 for a paper wrap, the contents of which are usually snorted.
Delivering a quick and euphoric high, a blast of top quality coke can make you feel like you've just scored the winning goal in a FA Cup Final.
Confidence soars through the roof, the heart thumps out a drum'n'bass crescendo, while you feel like you're on top of the world. Such is the strength of the drug, even the Grimthorpe Working Men's Club feels like a great place to be after a hefty noseful.
Unfortunately the hit doesn't last very long (around 20-30 minutes) and this encourages repeated - and wallet-crushing - doses. Smoking cocaine can give you a stronger hit, but effects can wear off in as little as 12minutes
Crack is made from cocaine, baking soda and water.
Usually smoked through a water pipe, it produces a rapid, ultra-intense high which lasts for about 2 minutes, followed by a pleasurable buzz which usually lasts around 20 minutes before a long low or crash.
Because the hit is so strong, some people get hooked on the sensation and end up blowing all their cash trying to repeat the high, or overdosing.
Crack has increased in popularity hugely in recent years, with both clubbers and professionals regularly taking the drug (Figures from the Home Office's British Crime Survey reveal that one in 30 British men aged between 19 and 24 has used crack - twice as many as in 1996 and four times as many as in 1993).
Despite media claims to the contrary, addiction is very rarely instant. Street prices vary wildly, but a rock of smokable cocaine can cost £12 - £20,
Side effects: You may well feel like a million dollars on coke, but to those around you, you may well appear as an arrogant, loud arsehole with your incessant gibbering and insincere waffling. And unless you've just won the lottery, you'll find your bank balance tilting perilously into the red - particularly if you get into crack.
Health risks: If you can, avoid taking with other stimulants or with alcohol. Expect to feel pretty shitty next day and plan on taking things easy.
Regular cocaine usage can screw up the nasal passages and smoking crack can cause chest pain, lung damage and bronchitis.
Because it's an appetite suppressant, coke can make users vulnerable to malnutrition, and like all stimulants, it can lead to heart problems. Injecting cocaine rapidly destroys the skin tissues and can cause ulcers.
Long term use can result in a range of mental health conditions from mild depression to the extremes of cocaine psychosis with symptoms similar to schizophrenia. Overdosing can lead to death. In 1994 Dept of Health recorded 14 deaths from cocaine abuse, 38 in 1998. In US, cocaine is implicated in 10 out of every 1000 deaths in hospital emergency units.
Prolonged crack consumption can lead to a need for larger doses resulting in an enormous compulsive craving and complete psychological dependence on the drug.
A growing danger is 'mixing the gravy' where cocaine and heroin are combined to make a 'speedball'. The combined strength of such a potent mixture cam lead to a very dangerous dual addiction.
Detection periods: Cocaine can be detected in the urine up to 12 hours to 3 days after use at common levels.
The Law: Cocaine is categorised as Class A drug under the Misuse of Drugs Act.
FACTS!:
(charlie, C, snow, coke, toot, rocks, stones)
Cocaine used to be the drug of choice for rock stars and the rich, but recent price cuts and increased imports have resulted in a massive rise in usage and availability. A gram will cost you around £40-£60 for a paper wrap, the contents of which are usually snorted.
Delivering a quick and euphoric high, a blast of top quality coke can make you feel like you've just scored the winning goal in a FA Cup Final.
Confidence soars through the roof, the heart thumps out a drum'n'bass crescendo, while you feel like you're on top of the world. Such is the strength of the drug, even the Grimthorpe Working Men's Club feels like a great place to be after a hefty noseful.
Unfortunately the hit doesn't last very long (around 20-30 minutes) and this encourages repeated - and wallet-crushing - doses. Smoking cocaine can give you a stronger hit, but effects can wear off in as little as 12minutes
Crack is made from cocaine, baking soda and water.
Usually smoked through a water pipe, it produces a rapid, ultra-intense high which lasts for about 2 minutes, followed by a pleasurable buzz which usually lasts around 20 minutes before a long low or crash.
Because the hit is so strong, some people get hooked on the sensation and end up blowing all their cash trying to repeat the high, or overdosing.
Crack has increased in popularity hugely in recent years, with both clubbers and professionals regularly taking the drug (Figures from the Home Office's British Crime Survey reveal that one in 30 British men aged between 19 and 24 has used crack - twice as many as in 1996 and four times as many as in 1993).
Despite media claims to the contrary, addiction is very rarely instant. Street prices vary wildly, but a rock of smokable cocaine can cost £12 - £20,
Side effects: You may well feel like a million dollars on coke, but to those around you, you may well appear as an arrogant, loud arsehole with your incessant gibbering and insincere waffling. And unless you've just won the lottery, you'll find your bank balance tilting perilously into the red - particularly if you get into crack.
Health risks: If you can, avoid taking with other stimulants or with alcohol. Expect to feel pretty shitty next day and plan on taking things easy.
Regular cocaine usage can screw up the nasal passages and smoking crack can cause chest pain, lung damage and bronchitis.
Because it's an appetite suppressant, coke can make users vulnerable to malnutrition, and like all stimulants, it can lead to heart problems. Injecting cocaine rapidly destroys the skin tissues and can cause ulcers.
Long term use can result in a range of mental health conditions from mild depression to the extremes of cocaine psychosis with symptoms similar to schizophrenia. Overdosing can lead to death. In 1994 Dept of Health recorded 14 deaths from cocaine abuse, 38 in 1998. In US, cocaine is implicated in 10 out of every 1000 deaths in hospital emergency units.
Prolonged crack consumption can lead to a need for larger doses resulting in an enormous compulsive craving and complete psychological dependence on the drug.
A growing danger is 'mixing the gravy' where cocaine and heroin are combined to make a 'speedball'. The combined strength of such a potent mixture cam lead to a very dangerous dual addiction.
Detection periods: Cocaine can be detected in the urine up to 12 hours to 3 days after use at common levels.
The Law: Cocaine is categorised as Class A drug under the Misuse of Drugs Act.
FACTS!:
- Queen Victoria and Freud both favoured the odd toot of cocaine.
- A recent survey in London found traces of cocaine on 99% of bank notes in circulation.
How Bollywood,Tollywood,Kollywood wins a cricket match
Bollywood
Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........ .......
bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man......... .....the
ball goes to boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at
non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw, ShahRukh
runs again for 3 , this time fielder tactic fully throws at Keepers
end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs. In the background Vande
Mathram....
Shahruk WINS the match....... ......... ......... ......... .
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Tollywood
Cheeru, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........ .......
Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous
power...............the ball goes far away and UMPIRES are forced to
give 12 runs for that.
Cheeru WINS the match....... ......... ......... ......... .
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Kollywood
Rajni, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........
........Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous
power...............the ball splits into "TWO"
1 half goes to SIX.....The other half goes to FOUR........ .....
Rajini WINS the match....... ......... ......... ......... .
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VERY INTERESTING ARTICLE....On Media
Who owns the media in India ?
Let us see the ownership of different media agencies.
NDTV: A very popular TV news media is funded by Gospels of Charity in
Spain Supports Communism. Recently it has developed a soft corner towards
Pakistan because Pakistan President has allowed only this channel to be aired in
Pakistan . Indian CEO Prannoy Roy is co-brother of Prakash Karat, General
Secretary of the Communist party of India . His wife and Brinda Karat are
sisters.
India Today: which used to be the only national weekly which supported BJP
is now bought by NDTV!! Since then the tone has changed drastically
and turned into Hindu bashing.
CNN-IBN: This is 100 percent funded by Southern Baptist Church with its
branches in all over the world with HQ in US.. The Church annually
allocates $800 million for promotion of its channel. Its Indian head
is Rajdeep
Sardesai and his wife Sagarika Ghosh.
Times group list:
Times Of India, Mid-Day, Nav-Bharth Times, Femina, Filmfare,
Vijaya Karnataka, Times now (24- hour news channel) and many more...
Times Group is owned by Bennett & Coleman. 'World Christian Council does 80
percent of the Funding, and an Englishman and an Italian equally share
balance 20 percent. The Italian Robertio Mindo is a close relative of
Sonia Gandhi.
Star TV: It is run by an Australian, who is supported by St. Peters
Pontifical Church Melbourne.
Hindustan Times: Owned by Birla Group, but hands have changed since
Shobana Bhartiya took over. Presently it is working in Collaboration
with Times Group.
The Hindu: English daily, started over 125 years has been recently
taken over by Joshua Society, Berne , Switzerland .. N. Ram's wife is
a Swiss national.
Indian Express: Divided into two groups. The Indian Express and the New Indian
Express (southern edition) ACTS Christian Ministries have major stake
in the Indian Express and latter is still with the Indian counterpart.
The Statesman: It is controlled by Communist Party of India.
Asian Age and Deccan Chronicle: Is owned by a Saudi Arabian Company
with its chief Editor M.J. Akbar.
Gujarat riots which took place in 2002 where Hindus were burnt alive,
Rajdeep Sardesai and Bharkha Dutt working for NDTV at that time got
around 5 Million Dollars from Saudi Arabia to cover only Muslim
victims, which they did very faithfully... Not a single Hindu family
was interviewed or shown on TV whose near and dear ones had been burnt
alive, it is reported.
Tarun Tejpal of < <http://tehelka.com/>Tehelka.com regularly gets blank
cheques from Arab countries to target BJP and Hindus only, it is said.
The ownership explains the control of media in India by foreigners.
The result is obvious.
PONDER OVER THIS. NOW YOU KNOW WHY EVERY ONE IS AGAINST TRUTH, HOW VERY SAD..
Heights of Optimism...
Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",
Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.
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What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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bhikari : sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab : tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari : abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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Today a phone without wire is fashion.
One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion.
On that day, my friend, u will Rock..
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Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.
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What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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bhikari : sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab : tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari : abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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Today a phone without wire is fashion.
One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion.
On that day, my friend, u will Rock..
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